itssassyphan:

reigisaswimminginmyheart:

ah2spooky:

beahbeah:

also: SPACE SHEETS

i literally can’t imagine a scenario where a person wouldn’t want these

The sex would be

OUT OF THIS WORLD

GET OUT

OF THIS WORLD

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micdotcom:

23 women show us their favorite positions

When reality television star and fashion blogger Lauren Conrad was asked what her “favorite position” was on a live radio program a while back, the women listening held their breath. Although we take great pride in the work that we do, most of us could relate to being undermined and belittled publicly at work. When Conrad cleverly retorted “CEO,” it was hard not to aggressively high-five our laptop and mobile devices. The words “hell” and “yeah” could be heard all across the nation.

1 in 3 women has experienced some form of sex discrimination at work | Follow micdotcom 

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theladythorki:

nyan-cats-daughter:

loveloree:

that would be the best surprise ever omg

:OOOOO

no but what if the guy who loaded the machine had just filled it with these
you get a polar bear and it’s a nice surprise and you put the change in for another coke
but you get another polar bear
and you’re like hm that was weird but hey i got two polar bears that’s pretty cool
but it kEEPS HAPPENING
OVER AND OVER
you get more and more frustrated each time
eventually you give up and sit down on the floor and cry, surrounded by small plushie polar bears
you’re so thirsty
you never wanted this to happen
all you wanted was a coke

theladythorki:

nyan-cats-daughter:

loveloree:

that would be the best surprise ever omg

:OOOOO

no but what if the guy who loaded the machine had just filled it with these

you get a polar bear and it’s a nice surprise and you put the change in for another coke

but you get another polar bear

and you’re like hm that was weird but hey i got two polar bears that’s pretty cool

but it kEEPS HAPPENING

OVER AND OVER

you get more and more frustrated each time

eventually you give up and sit down on the floor and cry, surrounded by small plushie polar bears

you’re so thirsty

you never wanted this to happen

all you wanted was a coke

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walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home

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huluhooping:

free him

huluhooping:

free him

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huluhooping:

free him

huluhooping:

free him

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Parents: be yourself
Me: -is self-
Parents: wait no
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