spookymormon:

spookymormon:

my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great

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friendly-giant-mushroom:

I just
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April 23, 2014 at 2:43 PM | Post Permalink | 128,465 notes



(Source: riddlemetom)

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April 21, 2014 at 8:03 PM | Post Permalink | 217,052 notes



babinani:

lookin through old draws like

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April 21, 2014 at 8:10 AM | Post Permalink | 9,103 notes



of-mice-and-myn:

oh my god what just happened

of-mice-and-myn:

oh my god what just happened

(Source: evaaaaaaaaa)

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April 21, 2014 at 7:58 AM | Post Permalink | 473,490 notes



Trying to stay awake in a boring class

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April 21, 2014 at 7:56 AM | Post Permalink | 560,031 notes



"

Men want what they want.

So much of our culture caters to giving men what they want. A high school student invites model Kate Upton to attend his prom, and he’s congratulated for his audacity. A male fan at a Beyoncé concert reaches up to the stage to slap her ass because her ass is there, her ass is magnificent, and he wants to feel it. The science fiction fandom community is once again having a heated discussion, across the Internet, about the ongoing problem of sexual harassment at conventions — countless women are telling all manner of stories about how, without their consent, they are groped, ogled, lured into hotel rooms under false pretenses, physically lifted off the ground, and more.

But men want what they want. We should all lighten up.

It’s hard not to feel humorless as a woman and a feminist, to recognize misogyny in so many forms, some great and some small, and know you’re not imagining things. It’s hard to be told to lighten up because if you lighten up any more, you’re going to float the fuck away. The problem is not that one of these things is happening, it’s that they are all happening, concurrently and constantly.

These are just songs. They are just jokes. They are just movies. It’s just a hug. They’re just breasts. Smile, you’re beautiful. Can’t a man pay you a compliment? In truth, this is all a symptom of a much more virulent cultural sickness — one where women exist to satisfy the whims of men, one where a woman’s worth is consistently diminished or entirely ignored.

"

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April 21, 2014 at 7:55 AM | Post Permalink | 51,129 notes



thesonicscrew:

erikalynae:

faelan01:

ahahagerman:

Europe according to penis size

YEAH, OKAY NOOOO, STOP THIS FRANCE, IT’S PENIS, NOT THE EIFFEL

It took me awhile to work out that this was in centimeters
I was like what the fuck Europe

how was this study carried out though, that’s the real story
"LET US MEASURE YOUR WILLY GOOD SIR! 
….FOR SCIENCE!”

thesonicscrew:

erikalynae:

faelan01:

ahahagerman:

Europe according to penis size

YEAH, OKAY NOOOO, STOP THIS FRANCE, IT’S PENIS, NOT THE EIFFEL

It took me awhile to work out that this was in centimeters

I was like what the fuck Europe

how was this study carried out though, that’s the real story

"LET US MEASURE YOUR WILLY GOOD SIR! 

….FOR SCIENCE!”

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April 20, 2014 at 10:31 PM | Post Permalink | 17,243 notes



literallysame:

I don’t want it to be easter anymore

literallysame:

I don’t want it to be easter anymore

(Source: mrmortymortician)

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April 20, 2014 at 8:40 PM | Post Permalink | 65,052 notes



humorking:

“wanna hang out? when are you free?”

i’m never free, $50 per hang out

(Source: cybergasms)

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April 20, 2014 at 8:37 PM | Post Permalink | 233,007 notes



kelekelo:

megapyon:

ʖ haha got ur nose

( ͡°_ ͡°)

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April 20, 2014 at 8:35 PM | Post Permalink | 72,109 notes



khazi-x:

toenail-fister:

Today is Hitler’s birthday, pot day, and zombie jesus day.
What a time to be alive.

420 praise it, mein Führer

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April 20, 2014 at 8:34 PM | Post Permalink | 29,731 notes



anyone remember msn?

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